Tuesday, February 3

Avalanche Company: The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

Avalanche Company: The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army: "184. When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something 'I saw in a cartoon'."
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"185. My name is not a killing word."
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"207. The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant. (Skippy wanted this noted for the record that this is not something he has ever attempted or considered! It was something we heard at dinner on 22 September 2001 and it was just so obscene it had to go here.)"

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